larry has given phoenix mono at least three times. im sure of this.
1: age 13, larry keeps forgetting which beverage is his at a middle school dance and infects half of the grade level
2: age 17, larry gives Every participant in a very underwhelming game of spin the bottle mono.
3: age 21, after phoenix’s relationship with dollie crashes and burns larry immediately gets dumped by his own girlfriend and he decides he’s going to try to go bi so he kisses phoenix (phoenix does not like this) and now instead of just being depressed phoenix is depressed and also has mono again and larry decides he isnt bi after kissing phoenix and it’s honestly kind of a severe ego blow to a guy who is already at rock bottom
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
should i engage in an act of shameless self-promotion of an old fic or does everyone already know about my arrest-klavier-for-kristoph’s-murder multichap
Kristoph Gavin is found dead in his prison cell, and Klavier Gavin is the prime suspect.
With nobody else available to defend him, Apollo Justice flies in from Khura'in to take the case–but during the course of the trial and its aftermath, long-hidden secrets come to light.
aka: the “here, i decided that if capcom wasn’t going to address all the post-aa4 unaddressed plot business, i’ll do it myself” fic
When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”
She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible
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